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do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

is capitalism working today?




my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it


porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash


you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me


me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*



so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"



i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.


*organizes life at 3am*


i LIVE for movies with good storylines that dont have a happy ending like YES he didnt end up with her! oh shit they died! sike those arent your parents!

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
-Douglas Adams (via kushandwizdom)


Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name


i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor