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“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet


I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am


"free trial"


"all we need is your credit card information"



unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

 Okay people, this is your chance.  1. had sex?  2. bought condoms?  3. gotten pregnant?  4. failed a class?  5. kissed a boy?  6. kissed a girl?  7. had a job?  8. left the house without my wallet?  9. bullied someone on the internet?  10. sexted?  11. had sex in public?  12. smoked weed?  13. smoked cigarettes?  14. smoked a cigar?  15. drank alcohol?  16. been to a wedding?  17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?  18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?  19. been late for school?  20. kissed in the rain?  21. showered with someone else?  22. been outside my home country?  23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?  24. had lice?  25. gotten my heart broken?  26. had a credit card?  27. been to a professional sports game?  28. broken a bone?  29. been unhappy about my weight?  30. won a trophy?  31. cut myself?  32. been on a diet?  33. rode in a taxi?  34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?  35. been to a concert?  36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?  37. had braces?  38. wore make up?  39. lost my virginity before I was 16?  40. kissed someone a different race than myself?  41. Snuck out of the house?  42. had oral sex?  43. dyed my hair?  44. met someone famous?  45. been on vacation?  46. been on a boat?  47. been on an airplane?  48. prank called someone?  49. taken a pregnancy test?  50. been suspended from school?

Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex


Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.


im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting